stop going out with 15 year old girls. stop popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them in public. stop describing your personality as ‘a bit random’. stop listening solely to what radio 1 tells you to. stop joining every stupid little group on facebook that relates to your sad, sorry life. stop calling every party you go to a rave. stop caring so much about how much money you’re going to earn. and finally, stop taking and uploading to facebook 412 shit quality pictures of you and your drunk friends at every party/club you attend, which all show your face in ridiculous layers of make-up being attacked by the shit flash on your shit camera.
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Stop wearing t-shirts with faded fake vintage pop culture references with Japanese text. Stop shopping exclusively at Topshop. Fuck off whining about getting EMA and how it’s not enough, fucking £30 disposable income, For free. Quit making jokes that only impress your 13 year old girl friends who seem to think you truly are the one for them, when really your just after some jailbait snatch. Stop trying to impress everyone with how much money you have, your dad has, your cousin has, if he drives a Ferrari I don’t give a shit. Stop talking to me about how good Medina Lake/Insert Nu Metal Band are now. Why do you all insist on pretending your all hackers? Get a job, go out and see the world and fuck off out of my way.